I made the annual Amtrak trek to attend the White House Correspondents Dinner – an intimate affair in which the President and the First Lady along with thousands of other guests fête the journalists who cover the White House. There are some worthy scholarships and awards bestowed but everyone goes (i) to see and be seen (ii) to attend the pre- and post-dinner parties and (iii) to hear the President and sometimes even the invited comedian crack jokes.

Each year in the days leading up to the dinner I question why I want to spend another Saturday night away from the kids yet come Sunday morning I am up for another year (not to mention a Bloody Mary chaser). This year was particularly good; not only because it is an honor and a treat to be included but because this President happens to be very funny. This is not a political view (although I am conscious of blurring what I find funny with what I agree with politically) but a comedic one based on how well the President delivers his lines and even quite endearingly laughs at this own jokes.

This year the “official” comedian was Seth Myers of Saturday Night fame and he was also very funny. The one theme that linked both the President’s and Myers’ routines was an absolute Navy Seal attack on Donald Trump. Now normally my respect for minority groups like the follicly-challenged would cause me to rush to the defense of the Donald but in truth his behavior has been absolutely indefensible — especially his recent embrace of the “birther” attack on President Obama. This surely surpasses all his prior comb-over antics including the “Tour de Trump” bike race and his thrice-bankrupted Trump casino properties in Atlantic City.

Here is what the President had to say Saturday night:

“Donald Trump is here tonight. Now I know that he’s taken some flak lately but no one is happier no one is prouder to put this birth certificate matter to rest than the Donald. And that’s because he can finally get back to focusing on the issues that matter — like did we fake the moon landing? What really happened in Roswell? And where are Biggie and Tupac? “

Seth Myers was no less on target:

“And then of course there’s Donald Trump. Donald Trump has been saying he will run for President as a Republican which is surprising since I just assumed he was running as a joke. Donald Trump often appears on Fox which is ironic because a Fox often appears on Donald Trump’s head. If you’re at the Washington Post table with Trump and you can’t finish your entree don’t worry – the Fox will eat it… Donald Trump said recently he has a great relationship with the blacks but unless the blacks are a family of white people I bet he is mistaken. I like that Trump is filthy rich but nobody told his accent. His whole life is models and gold leaf and marble columns but he still sounds like a know-it-all down at the OTB.”

Now the one thing most Democrats and Republicans can agree upon is that the Donald is unelectable but I have to admit the comedian in me relishes the thought of four years of Trump Presidential press conferences – provided I can watch them from whatever other country admits me as a citizen.